knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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