How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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