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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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