A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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