- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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