why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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