I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Anti Joke

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