What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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