- Anti Joke

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.