Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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SEX

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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people magazine

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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