- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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