- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

black chicken. kfc

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