- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

I'm so punny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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