Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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