there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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