What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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