- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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