What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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