- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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