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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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