- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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