Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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