Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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whats green and lives in the water

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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123 f*ck off

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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