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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

The child was fired from his job.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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