your mama so old, shes dead.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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No it doesnt..

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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