What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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denisssssssssssssss

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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