- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is life? Paul.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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