- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

bite me

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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