How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Potassium? K.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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