What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Potassium? K.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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