- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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