Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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