- Anti Joke

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*