What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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