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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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