Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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