- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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