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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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