A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

black chicken. kfc

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Suck pussy

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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