- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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