How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A hill billy went fishing

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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