Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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