Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Knock Knock.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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