Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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i like turtles

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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. . I am a whale

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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