whats white and sticky? a white stick

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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