- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Hej Erik och Leo!!

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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