- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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