- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

time to spruce up!

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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