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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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