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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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