- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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