- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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