Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red poo is poo

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Women's Rights

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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