- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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