- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

whatdumb and gay stewart price

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

where's mom I killed her

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

#Getweird

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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