A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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