what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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