- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Whats two plus two Four!

What's white and black? Color blind.

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