A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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