- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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