- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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