- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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