- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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